HI GET THAT RED COURIER OUT OF HERE
for those unfamiliar with homestuck's style, the whole comic is formatted as chat logs. therefore, dave is biased on text posts and keeps it unique: he types exactly like this and doesnt use punctuation by any means cause its fucking lame

i'm aware this isn't everyone's cup of tea, and i have no problem with changing that for you. please comment here if you'd rather for me to thread with you in a voice/video post, where there won't be any formatting at all. don't be shy, it offends me none, so don't hesitate! ♥